Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom. - Rush Limbaugh
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke. - Rush Limbaugh
He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. - Rush Limbaugh
No nation has ever taxed itself into prosperity. - Rush Limbaugh
I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women's movement, especially walking behind it. - Rush Limbaugh